“Your frustration is delicious”
“You think this is hard? Waterboarding is hard!”
“I don’t think anyone else will want to swim over to your island of misfit toys”
“that was the most offensive things I’ve seen in 20 years of teaching, and that includes the elementary school production of “Hair”
“it’s a good start, you’re sowing the seeds of destruction”
“I’m going to have to ask you to smell your armpits. That’s the smell of failure and it’s stinking up my office”